When I jumped in the glowing slime, it did feel pretty good. For a few
seconds. Then I noticed my brothers were melting. Then I started
melting. It was the most excrutiating pain I'd ever felt in my short
life. Then I died because the glowing slime was extremely radioactive
and it mutated all of the cells in my body into death.
I was later reincarnated as a human that has the ability to recognize
dangers such as glowing slime in sewers. I now avoid such things, and
it has kept me alive much longer than I ever would've lived as a turtle
in the sewers of New York City.