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    Everywhere. The bathroom is flooded! It took me hours to clean up the mess. I broke my plumbing snake and had to wait for Luigi to get back from the store where he had to buy a new one. Fucking bitch, Peach.

After I finished the job, she looked at my invoice, giggled a little, then kissed me on the cheek. I told her this was the last time, gave the bill to the king, who gave me half of what I put on the invoice, and left. Fuck royalty. Bunch of stupid assholes. No wonder she's always getting kidnapped. The incompetence of everyone that lives in that castle is just staggering.

The End?