I can throw fireballs now! Seriously. Fucking fireballs. I can kill
anything that gets in my way. This turtleduck thing with wings was
like, "wah wah wah, I don't work for Bowser. I'm just trying to find
food to feed my kids" and I was like, *pluck pluck pluck* and one of
the 3 fireballs I threw hit him and killed him. This is awesome. Why
didn't anyone ever tell me about this?
So I use my newfound
superpower to do everything. For now, that just means I roam the
countryside killing animals with fire. It's pretty sweet. I'll get to
the princess one day. She's fine for now though.