I was born in the sewers of New York city. A turtle. One day, me and my brothers were crawling around in the sewers,        
                    because that's what turtles do, when we came across this horrible sludge. It was feces. Later, we came across some glowing 
                    slime. My brothers jumped in and told me it felt great.

        - Jump in! What's the worst that could happen?

        - Don't do it! It doesn't look safe at all!