I was born in the sewers
of New York city. A turtle. One day, me and my brothers were crawling
around in the sewers,
because that's what turtles do, when we came across this horrible sludge. It was feces. Later, we came across some glowing
slime. My brothers jumped in and told me it felt great.
- Jump in! What's the worst that could happen?
- Don't do it! It doesn't look safe at all!