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Basically, the criminal justice system as run by horses is stacked against the unicorns. There's never been a unicorn judge. Unicorns are more likely to receive the death penalty than horses or any other hoofed animal. Some horses have fought for fines instead of imprisonment for lesser unicorn crimes (like hay theft, horse impersonation, and voting) but they are in the minority, and the horse prisons are overflowing with unicorns sentenced to 5+ years for simple drug possession, where a horse charged with the same crime would be 82% more likely to receive just a year probation. The Lady Justice statue may have a blindfold on, but she has a horse head. She peeks out the top of her blindfold and can clearly see that unicorn horn.

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